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I'm Brittany (you can call me Britt or Goddess Divine) and I'm 17 and live in the lone star state. I don't even know what my blog is anymore. It used to be purely fandom, but recently it's kinda turned into a few feminist posts/random text posts/a few fandom things here and there. I'm not a fun person at all, but if you'd fancy being my friend, I'm all for it.


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kingcheddarxvii:

wecansexy:

i relate so deeply to this video, this video is what it truly means to be “popular” on tumblr

PAWNEE’S CITIZENS ARE LITERALLY ANONS AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD TURN OFF ANON

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 43,830 notes

bellamyyoung:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 100,763 notes

loves2meme:

loves2meme:

Karl Marx can see the fundamental contradictions in capitalist economies, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

The answer is no, Karl Marx cannot see why kid’s love cinnamon toast crunch. Marx is too busy trying to understand the cereal as a commodity created by alienated labor to realize the obvious truth: its because there are cinnamon sugar swirls in every bite!

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 7,178 notes

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 11,972 notes

gayobamafanfiction:

blorgblorgblorg:

maxofs2d:

Hahaha

"Men’s Rights" activist and self-proclaimed philosopher Stefan Molyneux pretends to be a woman posting a positive comment on his own video “debunking” Frozen but completely fails at account switching

amazing

Men do things like this a lot

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 35,708 notes

I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take birth control. I was on the pill until he found them in my purse.

I went to the Student Health Center—they were completely unhelpful, choosing to lecture me about the importance of safe sex (recommending condoms) instead of actually listening to my problem.

Then I went to Planned Parenthood. The Nurse Practitioner took one look at my fading bruises and stopped the exam. She called in the doctor. The doctor came in and simply asked me: “Are you ready to leave him?” When I denied that I was being abused, she didn’t argue with me. She just asked me what I needed. I said I need a birth control method that my boyfriend couldn’t detect. She recommended a few options and we decided on Depo.

When I told her that my boyfriend read my emails and listened to my phone messages and was known to follow me, she suggested to do the Depo injections at off hours when the clinic was normally closed. She made a note in my chart and instructed the front desk never to leave messages for me—instead, she programmed her personal cell phone number into my phone under the name “Nora”. She told me she would call me to schedule my appointments; she wouldn’t leave a message, but I should call her back when I was able to.

And that was it. No judgment. No lecture. She walked me to the door and told me to call her day or night if I needed anything. That she lived 5 blocks from campus and would come get me. That I wasn’t alone. That she just wanted me to be safe.

I never called her to come to my rescue. But I have no doubt that she would have come if I had called. She kept me on Depo for a year, giving me those monthly injections in secret, helping me prevent a desperately unwanted pregnancy.

I cannot thank Planned Parenthood enough for the work they do.

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Curious Georgiana

Such an amazing story. Thank you for sharing.

(via plannedparenthood)

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 128,963 notes
1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 489,163 notes
sixpenceee:

Oh my god 
I’d run too 

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 96,076 notes

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 118,027 notes
officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 103,155 notes

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 742,365 notes

stormbornvalkyrie:

"Jalan Atthirari Anni." Moon of My Life

"Shekh Ma Shieraki Anni." My Sun and Stars

2 weeks ago on July 5th, 2014 | J | 53,072 notes

yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

2 weeks ago on July 5th, 2014 | J | 105,343 notes
2 weeks ago on July 5th, 2014 | J | 116,851 notes

clientsfromhell:

I’m an in-house designer for an office product manufacturer. We offer custom marketing materials for our wholesalers. This exchange took place after creating a double-sided print flyer…

Me: Attached is a PDF of the final draft of your flyer. Please look it over one last time. If everything is…

2 weeks ago on July 5th, 2014 | J | 1,106 notes