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I'm Brittany (you can call me Britt or Goddess Divine) and I'm 17 and live in the lone star state. I don't even know what my blog is anymore. It used to be purely fandom, but recently it's kinda turned into a few feminist posts/random text posts/a few fandom things here and there. I'm not a fun person at all, but if you'd fancy being my friend, I'm all for it.


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My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 51,999 notes

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ tony ward s/s 2014

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 6,033 notes

caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 47,396 notes
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tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 45,640 notes
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lesweetpea:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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SO PERF.. just WOW

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 450,247 notes

jshillingford:

What It’s Like To See Every Marvel Movie (For Fans and Non-Fans)

Accurate. (source)

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 49,876 notes
sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 109,851 notes

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 116,095 notes
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therealrobertmanion:

FROZEN: IF ELSA WERE THE VILLAIN

This original Disney-Villain-inspired song explores the Frozen film, had Elsa been the villain as originally intended!!! It’s Poor Unfortunate Souls meets Be Prepared meets Oogie Boogie meets Mother Knows Best meets Let it Go!!! I hope you enjoy!!!

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 8,073 notes

stephenhawqueen:

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS

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sizvideos:

Watch Honey Maid’s awesome answer about the backlash they received 

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 477,147 notes
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betweenthedarknessandthesoul:

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

This is the cutest!

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 53,563 notes

hellabloggin:

im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,071 notes